The Real Clown Show: The Absurdity of the 34-Year-Old "30-Year Master"

In the world of traditional and modern martial arts, longevity is often equated with authority. We naturally respect the veteran practitioner who has dedicated decades to mat time, refined their movement through thousands of hours of sparring, and earned their rank through physical trial.

However, the internet era has spawned a curious phenomenon: the self-promoted practitioner whose resume defies not just institutional standards, but the basic laws of arithmetic.

Nothing illustrates this quite like the 34-year-old self-proclaimed authority claiming 30 years of martial arts experience.

The Math of the Toddler Black Belt

If someone is 33 or 34 years old today, claiming 30 years of experience means they are asking the public to believe they began mastering high-level martial arts, biomechanics, and principles when they were 3 or 4 years old—likely around the time they were learning how to finger-paint in preschool.

To understand the sheer absurdity of a 34-year-old claiming three decades of experience, one only needs a basic elementary school calculator:

Current Age (34)−Claimed Experience (30)=Starting Age (4)

For this timeline to hold true, a child who had barely mastered potty training was somehow embarking on a lifelong journey of high-level martial arts mastery.

Little ninja programs or kiddie black belt programs dont equate to master level or even professional experience. 

How Professional Experience Is Actually Counted

In legitimate martial arts, combat sports, and professional safety sectors, experience is not tracked from the moment a child first set foot inside a commercial gym.

Real career experience in instruction, coaching, is counted from the time an individual holds recognized credentials as an adult and actively maintains a professional practice. It does not count toddler tumbling classes, formal training or sitting in the back of a dojo as "professional operational years."

Experience measures the time spent carrying the responsibility of the role—running mat operations, not the time spent merely existing near a dojo or gym as a kid.

The Anatomy of the Escalating Bluff

Why would an individual put a mathematical impossibility on their public profile or book cover? It usually follows a predictable cycle of psychological overcompensation:

1. Compensating for a Shallow Foundation: When an individual lacks verified, adult-level achievements (such as state licensing, national competitive records, or legitimate belt promotions under respected instructors), they pad the timeline to make up for lost time.
2. Cloaking the Present with the Past: If the present reality consists of low-level employment, revoked credentials, or rejected applications to legitimate groups, an inflated history is used as an armor against scrutiny.
3. The Smokescreen of Jargon: To double down on the illusion, the inflated timeline is often paired with pseudo-intellectual marketing—slapping academic buzzwords like neuroscience, quantum, or tactical matrix onto basic concepts to intimidate critics into staying silent.

The Bottom Line: Arithmetic Doesn't Lie

In an industry where credentials can sometimes be bought, traded, or self-printed, arithmetic remains refreshingly unyielding.

A 33 or 34-year-old claiming 30 years of master-level experience isn't presenting a record of lifetime dedication—they are presenting a confession of insecurity. Real expertise is proven through transparent lineage, verifiable mat time, accredited credentials, and adult accomplishments.

When a practitioner’s claimed resume requires you to believe they were mastering complex biomechanics in pre-K, you aren't looking at a martial arts master. You are looking at a mathematical miracle that exists strictly in the mind of a fraud and one would have to be a moron to buy into such bullshit.

Why Battle Ropes Are the Ultimate Fitness Hack After 60

By Barron Shepherd                                                                                    Sports Performance Enhancement Specialist

Battle ropes are arguably the most efficient conditioning tool out there for building explosive power, torching calories, and challenging your grip without any of the high-impact joint stress that comes with running or jumping.

When you make battle ropes a staple of your routine, you get a full-body workout where your core and legs are working overtime just to keep you stable while your upper body drives the movement.

Why Battle Ropes Deliver Maximum Results

Total-Body Integration: Every wave requires kinetic energy transferring up from your feet, through your hips, and out your hands.

Cardiovascular Peak: You can hit your maximum heart rate in seconds because you are recruiting major muscle groups simultaneously.

Scalable Intensity: Changing your distance from the anchor point or altering wave speed instantly dials the resistance up or down.

If high-impact cardio like running leaves your knees throbbing or traditional heavy weights stress your back, battle rope training offers a low-impact, high-reward alternative that builds grip strength, boosts heart health, and sharpens balance.

When you think of battle ropes, you might picture elite athletes or 20-something gym-goers slamming heavy cords into the floor at breakneck speeds. But here is the secret: battle ropes are one of the safest, most effective fitness tools for adults over 60.

If high-impact cardio like running leaves your knees throbbing or traditional heavy weights stress your back, battle rope training offers a low-impact, high-reward alternative that builds grip strength, boosts heart health, and sharpens balance.

Why Battle Ropes Work so Well for Older Adults

Battle ropes deliver metabolic conditioning without pounding your skeleton. Because the movements rely on rhythm and control rather than heavy ground impact, you get all the benefits of high-intensity interval training (HIIT) while keeping your joints happy.

• Zero Impact on Lower-Body Joints: Your feet stay firmly planted. There’s no landing stress on your knees, hips, or ankles, making it ideal for managing arthritis or joint stiffness.
• Functional Grip & Shoulder Strength: Maintaining a firm grip on heavy ropes builds wrist and forearm stamina—critical for everyday independence, like opening jars or carrying groceries.
• Core Stability & Balance: Holding an athletic stance while moving the ropes forces your deep core muscles to stabilize your torso dynamically.
• Cardiovascular Endurance: Just 30 to 45 seconds of continuous waves elevates your heart rate as fast as a sprint.

3 Essential Beginner Moves to Get Started

Before diving in, focus on form: stand with feet shoulder-width apart, knees softly bent, chest lifted, and core tight.

1. Alternating Waves (The Standard)
• Movement: Move your arms up and down rapidly in an alternating pattern (left-right-left), creating smooth, continuous ripples down the rope.
• Why it works: Builds rhythmic shoulder endurance and upper-body coordination.
2. Double Waves (The Power Builder)
• Movement: Lift both arms simultaneously to waist height and whip them down together to create synchronized waves.
• Why it works: Engages both side of your core and strengthens your upper back posture.
3. In-and-Out Snakes (The Shoulder Saver)
• Movement: Move your hands horizontally toward and away from each other so the ropes side-swipe across the floor like snakes.
• Why it works: Targets the rear shoulders and upper back without overhead strain.               

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VPN much, Mother Fucker

 

A phone using a VPN locator can be tracked.

Using a VPN Locator or any technology, tool, or software to facilitate unauthorized surveillance, location tracking, or cyberstalking is a crime.

• ​Cyberstalking (Fla. Stat. § 784.048(1)(d)): Florida law explicitly defines cyberstalking as engaging in a course of conduct to communicate, or to cause to be communicated, words, images, or language by or through the use of electronic mail or electronic communication, directed at a specific person, causing substantial emotional distress and serving no legitimate purpose.
• ​Aggravated Cyberstalking (Fla. Stat. § 784.048(3)):  using location-tracking tools or electronic surveillance after receiving an explicit warning/notice that his actions are being documented for attorneys, his repeated, rapid-fire clicking (22 posts in under an hour) to ascertain my physical location crosses directly into felony aggravated cyberstalking.
• ​Computer-Related Crimes (Fla. Stat. § 815.06): Attempting to bypass security mechanisms or use electronic tools to access non-public location data or track an individual without authorization violates Florida's Computer Crimes Act.

  2. Why His VPN Will Not Shield Him

  ​The fake ass fraud likely thinks his little phone VPN locator makes him an invisible "ghost." In reality, in both civil discovery and criminal investigations:

  1. ​Meta/Facebook Logs Everything: Facebook logs not just IP addresses, but device fingerprints, MAC addresses, browser session tokens, logged-in account metadata, and account association histories. Even if his IP shows as a different city or country, his hardware signature and account tokens remain tied directly to his device and identity.
  2. ​Subpoena Power: When civil discovery opens on January 1, 2027  (or via pre-suit preservation orders), a third-party subpoena to Meta for session logs during this specific hour will pull the raw device identifiers that link straight back to his phone. This evidence will be presented in court. 
  3. ​Consciousness of Guilt: In court, the fact that he deliberately turned on a VPN while aggressively stalking 22 of my posts to trace my location is direct proof of willful, premeditated intent. It proves he knew what he was doing was wrong and attempted to conceal his identity while doing it. Obsess much.....

Every single frantic click on my facebook posts was captured and time stamped....my blog links you clicked on etc. Youre about as stealthy as a preganat water buffalo wearing clogs on a fucking tile floor. How did the Casper Mcfadden thing work out for ya? 

The Anatomy of a Coward: An Open Letter to Bret Gordon

 There is an unwritten code among men of real substance, and especially among true martial artists: if you have a grievance with another man, you face him directly. You stand toe-to-toe, look him in the eye, or settle it on the mat. You do not hide behind computer screens, you do not play covert games, and you certainly do not wage a cowardly campaign against the women, children, and associates in his orbit.

Bret, you possess neither the character of a man nor the integrity of a martial artist.

Behind your performative posts, inflated credentials, and internet bravado, you are low-level trash—a pathetic conman, a fraud, and without question the biggest, most cowardly ass-clown in the martial arts community today. Lacking the spine to ever stand in front of me, your weakness forces you to lurk in the shadows, target soft targets, and run for cover the second you get caught red-handed.

Your Documented Blueprint of Desperation and Weakness

When a fraud realizes he cannot match a real practitioner, his insecurity turns into an obsession. Your entire history is defined by a desperate pattern of targeting everyone associated with me because you are terrified of dealing with me directly:

Harassing My Lineage: On multiple past occasions, you reached out to senior instructors and elders in my lineage, spreading fabricated garbage in a pathetic attempt to undermine my authority and rank and ultimately tying to sabotage my business at every turn.

Threatening Students and Minors: You crossed every line of decency sacred to real martial artists by leveling threats against a former adult student and targeting his child.

Physical Stalking and Drive-Bys: Incapable of stepping foot into my school like a man, you crept by my facility in your vehicle to covertly take unauthorized drive-by photographs of my girlfriend, while she was standing outside.

This is the behavior of an obsessed, bottom-feeding stalker who knows he is completely outclassed in every measurable metric.

Caught Red-Handed: Your Latest Facebook Stalking Fiasco

Items were listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace by a business associate. Operating in your usual deceptive, passive-aggressive fashion, you surfaced under the guise of an interested buyer inquiring about martial arts gear. You agreed to a purchase, a transparent, desperate excuse just to insert yourself into my life, or so you thought. Incapable of controlling your petty urge to gloat over something you had no clue about, you had to type out:

"Did you go out of business, LOL."

What you didn't realize, Bret, was that your game had already been exposed. Your fake inquiry was instantly seen through and  a sharp response was delivered:

"Guess you don't know who you're Facebook stalking."

Your reaction in that exact moment revealed the absolute reality of who you are. You didn't stand your ground, you didn't offer a defense, and you certainly didn't show up at the dojo like a man.

You panicked and fled like a coward into the digital darkness. But like every other incident you left a digital trail, huh "Casper Mcfadden". 

The Complete Destruction of Your Fraud in Court

Bret, your obsession with stalking and harassing those around me is really just pathetic—it is self-destructive act of a desperate obsessed man.

Under Fla. Stat. § 784.048, establishing a series of acts over time that demonstrates a continuity of purpose constitutes an active, living Course of Conduct for Stalking and Cyberstalking. By resurfacing this past week, you tied your past drive-bys, instructor contacts, and student threats directly into an active civil action:

Consciousness of Guilt: Blocking Penny the second you were called out proves beyond doubt that you knew your conduct was deceptive, unauthorized, and malicious.

Proving Actual Malice: Resuming your targeting destroys any legal defense, locking in the foundation for massive Punitive Damages under Florida law. 

This civil action will be the final stage for your martial arts charade. In court, under oath, without a keyboard or a screen to hide behind, your fake credentials, fraudulent claims, and entire manufactured persona will be systematically exposed and dismantled on the public record. 

Bret, you made the fatal mistake of mistaking my restraint for weakness. You thought that because I didn't engage or react to your cowardly drive-bys, your actions were without consequence.

You were dead wrong.

While you were wasting your time taking sneak photos from your car window, messaging my instructors and my former student and others, and typing "LOL" into marketplace chats like a middle-school child, an unassailable evidentiary trap was being constructed around you and your entire network of ratifying proxies.

I quess you forgot Duplantis’ life and career are in shambles because of what you put him up to and I am not through with him yet or you civilly. Not even close.

You were told NOT to fuck with me in any capacity. 

You have been told I am coming and I am. I am not a coward like you, I don’t hide behind a mask or hide behind others. I don’t need a group of proxies. YOU are going to find out what a single person is capable of. I am not coming with an attorney who is a buddy or a pal. Try LAW FIRM!

This is not an empty threat or some kind of bluff. I AM COMING FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED!

Come January 1, 2027, legal notices and civil summonses will be served across your entire network and web sites and email IPs the whole nine. No stone will be left unturned. 

There will be no mercy, no backchannels, and no second chances. Your fat ass will be dragged into court kicking and screaming, where your entire martial arts fraud will be completely dismantled and exposed under oath for the public record. OBLITERATED. 

I do not care if suing you and your co-conspirators puts you out in the streets, gets their spouses sued and leaves you all completely financially ruined! 

You spent years hiding behind keyboards, proxies, car windows, and targeting soft targets because you were never man enough to face me directly. 

On January 1, the law drags you into the light, and every last dime of your trust fund will go toward paying for the damage and your wages garnished for the damage you attempted to inflict and or caused. 

The Paper Trail of Malice: Bret Gordon’s Uncontested Docket Record

During Bret Gordon’s failed defamation lawsuit against Dale Dugas, the malicious, slanderous blog articles Gordon authored in 2020 targeting my reputation, background, and credentials were formally submitted as official court exhibits. That litigation completely imploded—resulting in a final dismissal with prejudice and an enforced court cost judgment exceeding $60,000 against Gordon and Steven Hatfield.

In plain terms: Gordon LOST his lawsuit.

Because Gordon failed to challenge or refute those exhibits before his case was thrown out, those docket filings regarding his lies and defamation now stand uncontested as a permanent matter of public judicial record. Gordon’s collapsed lawsuit against Dale Dugas—and everything it exposed—will be brought directly into court as self-authenticating evidence against him and his co-conspirators.

Evasion, Copyright Takedowns, and Voluntary Re-Publication

Gordon’s conduct following the termination of his USAMA blog further solidifies his civil liability. After his original hosting platform permanently deleted his blog due to repeated Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) and copyright infringement violations, Gordon never issued a retraction.

Instead, he actively hunted down archived links via the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine and re-posted them publicly across the web, boasting that his defamatory articles were "meticulously archived" for all to see.

Under established defamation law, this maneuver creates severe legal consequences. Actively retrieving, posting links to, and directing public traffic toward archived defamatory material constitutes an independent act of voluntary re-publication, effectively resetting legal clocks and confirming continuous, intentional harm. 

Bypassing a host platform's copyright termination to re-distribute harmful material proves a deliberate, active intent to maintain public damage. Gordon’s actions demonstrate calculated malice at every stage of his campaign. The 2020 blog post proves the underlying motive behind his later escalation—specifically, the illegal procurement and weaponization of a sealed, expunged state record to destroy my physical dojo and commercial standing.

Furthermore, statements from those wishing not to be sued establish that Gordon's own attorney acknowledged under no uncertain terms that the record was legally expunged. This confirms beyond doubt that Gordon operated with full, actual knowledge of his illegal conduct. Also an attorney who receives materials that are legally confidential, sealed, or expunged has a professional obligation to report the crime and was een obligated to notify the court of Gordon's illegal action in thier lawsuit against Dugas.

Expunged records are sealed by court order under state statute (such as Fla. Stat. § 943.0585). Possessing, reviewing, or retaining an illegally leaked expunged record without court authorization places the attorney in direct conflict with state privacy statutes and court orders.

Destruction of Affirmative Defenses and Denial of Knowledge

By actively hunting down the archived links, copying them, and publicly encouraging people to visit the Wayback Machine to read them, Bret Gordon created a direct, unassailable chain of custody and personal adoption.

If Gordon attempts to claim in court or depositions that "someone else wrote those articles," "my account was hacked," or "I didn't know those posts were still floating around," his own digital footprint utterly destroys him. Under the rules of evidence, when a party distributes, links to, and endorses a document with commentary like "my articles can still be found there for all to see," they legally adopt the statement as their own.

Gordon’s own words—including his emails sent directly to his students spreading false claims regarding what he knew to be an expunged record—place him squarely in the center of the distribution chain.

Why Proxy Abandonment Arrives Too Late

The named network co-conspirators—Steven Hatfield, Martin Pedatta, Daniel Duplantis, Eric Aucoin, John Youngblood, and Heather Palasky—were well aware of his articles and subsequently last year, received the leaked expunged record. Yet, they chose to remain silent. Under civil conspiracy doctrine, their silence and continued organizational alignment equal full legal ratification of an ongoing tort.

These co-conspirators may believe that quietly running away from Bret Gordon or scrubbing their public association with him in 2026 (or even last year) insulates them from the incoming lawsuit.

They are mistaken.

Under established Florida tort law and civil conspiracy doctrine, severing ties after the damage has been attempted and or inflicted is legally meaningless.

Receipt of Sealed Record + Silence/Continued Alignment = PERMANENT LEGAL RATIFICATION

Retreating after the fact does not erase past acts, undo legal ratification, or grant retroactive immunity. Every member of that network remains 100% jointly and severally liable for years of bad-faith claims, digital manipulations, and the illegal weaponization of sealed records were used in an attempt to undermine my reputation, credentials, and commercial enterprise.

As of November 1, 2026, the sixty-day countdown officially begins. Every node in the network, primary actors and ratifying co-conspirators alike, will be held accountable under full joint and several liability for the complete economic and reputational destruction brought upon my business.

On January 1, 2027, legal notices and civil summonses will begin to be served to all involved. The court takes over. There will be no mercy, no backchannel settlements, and no second chances. Whether this litigation strips you of every asset, forces you onto the streets, and leaves you financially ruined is of zero concern to me—it is simply the exact consequence of your own deliberate actions. 

 

 

Formal Notice of Intent: Defamation, Conspiracy, and Asset Recovery Proceedings Statement of Uncompromising Legal Action

 This formal statement details ongoing and incoming legal proceedings against Bret Gordon and affiliated co-conspirators, ie Duplantis, Mckinley, Pedatta, Hatfield, Palasky, Youngblood, Acouin. 

The intentional, unlawful extraction and distribution of a 30-year-old expunged court record—falsely framed as an active criminal conviction—constitutes a deliberate campaign of libel per se, tortious interference, and civil conspiracy.

The Cause of Action: Statutory Violations & Libel Per Se

The civil action focuses on three distinct statutory and common law causes:

1. Defamation & Libel Per Se: Transmitting falsified claims regarding an active criminal record to third parties, martial arts affiliates, and students when the underlying file was legally sealed or destroyed under judicial order.
2. Unlawful Interception & Procurement: Unlawful access to confidential or expunged state records via proxies or unauthorized database entries under state privacy laws and the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.
3. Tortious Interference: targeted outreach to business partners and students designed explicitly to damage commercial reputation and interrupt ongoing operations.

Strict Enforcement Against Asset Concealment, Spouses, & Trusts

Any attempt by Bret Gordon or co-defendants to shield, liquidate, or transfer personal or organizational assets to evade potential judgment enforcement will be targeted immediately under the Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act (UFTA).

• Nullification of Fraudulent Conveyances: Under state fraudulent transfer statutes, any conveyance of real estate, liquid capital, vehicles, or business equity made after notice of this tortious conduct will be legally challenged, frozen, and clawed back in court as an illegal transfer.
• Involvement of Spousal & Joint Assets: Retitling individual assets into tenancy-by-the-entireties accounts, transferring funds into a spouse's sole name, or routing income into spousal accounts after being put on notice of liability directly names the non-debtor spouse as a co-defendant transferee in clawback litigation.
• Targeting Trust Structures: Revocable trusts, self-settled asset protection trusts, and shell entities created or funded to insulate tortfeasors from civil judgments do not protect against intentional torts or fraudulent transfers. All equity transferred into such vehicles remains subject to judicial liens, receivership, and foreclosure.

Scope of Liability Across the Network

• Joint and Several Liability: Under civil conspiracy rules, every individual who received, retained, and ratified this unlawful material without immediate disavowal shares 100% financial liability for the full monetary judgment.
• Post-Judgment Execution: Final judgments will be aggressively executed across all available property, liquid accounts, business holdings, and real estate until satisfied in full.